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Daily Denise Milani #255

Follow Ghetto Lois Lane

i—aim—to—misbehave:

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You’re such a beautiful person and I don’t want to disappoint you

man of steel easter egg

society-gone-wild:

things you probably didnt noticed in man of steel.

1. when the crashed satellite pieces was shown falling towards land, it flew across above Lex Corp

2. the satellite that Zod destroyed has Wayne Enterprise logo on it.

3. when superman was fighting Faora, superman crashed into a truck with Lex Corp written on it.

4. where Jonathan Kent was working at, it was Sullivan’s Truck Repair shop, where Sullivan was the family of Clark’s best friend from Smallville series, Chloe.

Man of Steel scene #2

(SPOILER ALERT)

Zod: This can only end with me killing you or you killing me.

Superman: This is DC comics I don’t do that to my enemies.

Batman: Yes! Use the force Clark!

2mins later…

Zod: I’m going to kill all the humans!

(Zod blasts heat eyes at slowest running family ever)

Superman: You know when I said I wouldn’t kill you?

Zod: Yeah?

Superman: I lied!

(Superman breaks Zod’s neck)

Batman: You’re Superman… why didn’t you just poke him in the eyes?

Superman: It had to be done! I cried afterwards so you know it was hard to do. Ask Lois, she saw.

Lois Lane: Nigga I just got here. I had to run 20 blocks in 3 minutes.

Batman: If you’re going to kill a dude next time do it before you destroy half the city.

Lois Lane: Oh son of a bitch he’s right! Nigga I can’t afford my apartment and pay these taxes! Shit! I’m gonna have to move back in with my folks.

(Family who just had their lives saved still haven’t bothered to say Thank You or react at all to their near death experience. )

Lois Lane: Fuck you Superman! Eat a dick!

Superman: This did not go as planned.

Don’t judge me

Scene from Man of Steel

Lois Lane: Gonna take a pic of this alien ship and its creepy looking security guard. Right in its face!

Audience: No Lois Lane don’t do it!

Lois Lane: Shut da fuck up muthafuckas I’m the realest one here! Taking this pic shit I’m a Pulitzer prize-winning journalist!

(Alien security guard attacks her)

Lois Lane: Ah shit nigga! I’m bleeding! When I get up fron this I’m gonna curb stomp da shit outta you!

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